I think it goes something like ...
1974 VW Beetle - bright yellow, I built 1600 with a nice Weber carb so it went a bit too.
1990 Peugeot 405 GR - daughter on the way ...
1991 Saab 900i 16v Lux - first of many
1974 Saab 99 LE Auto - bought as our wedding car, now in Australia
1993 Mondeo - less said the better
1996 Saab 9000CSE - wonderful
1994 Saab 900S Aero Convertible - Abbotted
2000 Saab 9-5 Aero Wagon - Dad Racer. First new car I'd ever bought
1971 Alfa Romeo GT Junior - should never have sold it
1966 Porsche 912 - the car I sold the Alfa for. Technically I still own it, but I'm not sure where it is
1992 or thereabouts Audi 100 - cheap hack that was far better than I gave it credit for
1997 Land Rover Discovery - owned for a day, sold for a profit
1999 Prius - Scrapped in the end due to undisclosed accident damage
1993 Peugeot 309 XRdT - fun, smoky little go-kart
1999 Alfa Romeo 166 2.5 - lovely noise, too thirsty
1993 Saab 900SE LPG - cheap to run, and air con!
1993 Saab 900SE - dead gearbox, donated its leather and wood to the other one
2001 Renault Grand Espace 2.2dT - absolutely vast
1996 Volvo 960 CD - thirsty luxo-wagon
1994 Saab 900 T16S Convertible - written off (not by me!) and rebuilt
1974 Saab 96V4 - an itch I had to scratch
2005 Lincoln Aviator - fantastically competent, indecently fast
2001 Volvo V70 T5 - liked it but the 'box was on the way out
1994 Saab 900 T16 Convertible - yes, another one
2012 Ford Explorer Limited - big and red
1974 Dodge Charger SE - currently under construction
2008 Vectrix VX1 - to offset the emissions from the Dodge
The last four I still own, some of the rest I wish I still did ...